I love how Dark Souls 2 has a couple of “sexy” outfits like the desert sorceress set or the black witch set and:

  1. men can wear them and they don’t change
  2. they won’t be sexy anymore as soon as you go hollow 

one of my favorite things to come out of Tumblr are really good drawings of really bad loadouts in video games

dark souls and tf2 especially 

kattybats:

pumpkinappearifier:

DnD is a serious game.

will anyone please teach me to play this

"Racist punch dwarf" is literally my first DnD session. 

I was Dandy Loggins, the dwarven monk that was racist against genies. 

The DM told me there were no genies, only Djinn, and that Djinn were benevolent. 

I asked if there were trickster genies, like they’d fuck up your wishes on purpose. The DM said of course. I thereby declared the difference between Djinn and Genies was that Genies are the trickster ones and Djinn were the nice ones. The DM agreed to this proclamation and therefore I was racist against genies. 

From the creators of the critically-acclaimed The Last of Us comes a revolutionary cinematic experience…

YAK TOUCHER.

damn

girl kenny loggins is kinda cute 

afraiddave:

I really love Steel Ball Run because the main villain’s powers were “create infinite duplicates of yourself, travel through alternate dimensions and have functional immortality” and the hero’s power was “make your fingernails spin” and he wins by spinning his fingernails perfectly.

pyronoid-d:

coolfuneral:

nice-frog:

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
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BURGERKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT
I CLENCH MY TEETH AND EAT IT
I SWALLOW MEAT, IT’S MURDER
I ATE THE FUCKING BURGER

HEAD OF LETTUCE IN A BUCKET

SESAME SEED BUN IN A BAG

TOSS A PATTY ON THE GRILL LIKE FUCK IT

GOTTA GRILL IT ‘FORE THE CUSTOMER GETS MAD